It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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