In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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