Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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