a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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