she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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