i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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