There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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