Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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