Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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