I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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