i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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