I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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