You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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