hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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