Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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