Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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