"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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