This girl is more easily done than said...
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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