i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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