Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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