JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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