the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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