Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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