Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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