Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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