We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's never too late to be topless.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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