made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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