im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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