So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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