i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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