i barfeds in our rink
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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