I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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