hotel room ftw
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize