did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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