you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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