when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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