Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
BRING THE BAGELS
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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