You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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