My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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