I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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