Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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