I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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