just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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