p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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