a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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