For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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