I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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