My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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