I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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