I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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