I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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