First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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