it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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