She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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