In America we eat man semen.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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