if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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